My son potty treasure went missing!

I am elder now , i have kids ,besides kids I have 2 dogs as well .one is saved from an animal shelter, she was abused and left in the desert for dead , we found her and we took her home. After nine years of having her, feeding her, actually overfeeding her, she still have the street- desert dog syndrome of not having enough food ,even though she is 25 kg and it is a medium mix terrier, for those who don’t know , she should be much lesser in weight, but full family is overweight, so why our dog should be slim, who will we be if 2 overweight adult will parade with a skinny dog. 

I shall tell you how I know she is still in the same stage.

One day my young son was on his potty taking a number 2, i was in the toilet waiting for him to finish so I can wash his buttocks. Once finished, I asked him to hop on the toilet to wash his buttocks.( I truly hope that these services and favors will return once I am old and incapable to wipe my own ass). 

 Once cleaned and wiped properly full baby ass, I look towards the potty so I can throw the treasure and flush. To my surprise the treasure was not there anymore.

 I was surprised and shocked. Where did it go? I had the chance of acting as the detective I wanted all my life to be or the failed journalist I attempted one life ago.

 Best headline article, “Where is my son shit??” 

 Who wouldn’t want to read that?

 It took me a minute to realize that my old dog had found the treasure and eat it as fast as it could.

 Now, should I let her lick my hand ??